My story writing from last year

Big Ears was a skinny little elf who was quite good at hearing but not so good at talking.

However, his wife Little Ears was quite good at talking but, unlike Big Ears, quite bad at hearing.

So this is how the story goes…

One Saturday morning Big Ears was waddling down from his retirement home to get the post. Suddenly he came rushing in, but being old it took 3 minutes to get to his retirement home which was just 6 metres away from the post box!

“Yippe! We’re going to our sons wedding! Yippe!” Big Ears  whispered as loudly as he could.

“What did you say dear?” asked Little Ears. Big Ears lent forward to Little Ears and spoke as loudly as he could.

“I...said...we...are...going...to...our...sons...wedding”.

“Ok...what?” Little Ears replied. Big Ears rudely snorted and went up to the telephone, rang up the bus service and ordered a bus.

“Right were leaving for Hamilton towrow at 9.am.”

12 hours later…

“Please, dear tell me where we are going?” asked little ears.

“Hamilton” reminded Big Ears as they stepped onto the the bus.

“Hello, welcome to demon 8. We will be driving to Hamilton today,” a demon said smartly. Rrrrrrrrrr,rrrrrrrrrrrr, slowly but surely the bus began to drive forward  but surely began to go round in circles.

“Pease have some manners dear,’’Little Ears said politely. Big ears was not listening he was too busy…losing his lunch!!!! A couple of kilometres away the bus was passing a volcano.

‘Is this volcano active?” asked Big Ears, the only one with any sense on the bus.

“No” the demon said. But he was wrong.

2 seconds later…

Big ears, Little Ears and the demon hear long, loud rumbling. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and with it came a huge shower of hot, red ashes!!

“Drive!! What are you waiting for? Or are you a headless chicken??” Big ears shouteded at the demon. The Demon spoke next,

“I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is I’m not a headless chicken and the bad news is that I am an 8 year old and I don’t know how to drive!!!” Although Little Ears did not hear this she had jumped out of her seat and was screaming her head off!!!!!!!! Then the bus driver had started to copy Little Ears!!!

Big Ears muttered something under his breath and hopped into the driving seat but he couldn't see out the window so he shouted at the demon that he hated so much.

“GET HERE NOW !!!!!!!!!!!” The demon asked,

“And do what?”

“Lift me up! shouted big ears. So demon just shoved and lifted him.

“Who says an old elf can’t drive!!!!! YEHAY!!!!!!!!” Big Ears shouted happily.

The next day…

Big Ears had bought Little Ears hearing aides and the demon got a driving lessons.